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Quotes by Adrienne E. Gusoff

If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.
– Adrienne E. Gusoff
Living in a vacuum sucks.
– Adrienne E. Gusoff
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
– Adrienne E. Gusoff
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
– Adrienne E. Gusoff
Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.
– Adrienne E. Gusoff
Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.
– Adrienne E. Gusoff
Girls just want to have funds.
– Adrienne E. Gusoff
I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
– Adrienne E. Gusoff
Living hell is the best revenge.
– Adrienne E. Gusoff
The world is round; it has no point.
– Adrienne E. Gusoff
Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office.
– Adrienne E. Gusoff