Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.
– Al Capp
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.
– Al Capp
Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.
– Al Capp
My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it.
– Al Capp
Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.
– Al Capp
The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.
– Al Capp
The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference.
– Al Capp
There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species, and Karl Marx's Capital.
– Al Capp
Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.
– Al Capp
[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.