Quotes by Arthur Baer

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
– Arthur Baer
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
– Arthur Baer
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
– Arthur Baer
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
– Arthur Baer
An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.
– Arthur Baer
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
– Arthur Baer
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
– Arthur Baer
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
– Arthur Baer
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
– Arthur Baer
She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
– Arthur Baer