Quotes by Bam Margera

If I try a boardslide down a 14-stair handrail, I could rack my nuts.
– Bam Margera
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
– Bam Margera
The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a location. It will never get me out of here, because I don't have offices set up at my house, and that's what the township thinks.
– Bam Margera
I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
– Bam Margera