A good ad should be like a good sermon: It must not only comfort the afflicted, it also must afflict the comfortable.
– Bernice Fitz-Gibbon
Creativity often consists of merely turning up what is already there. Did you know that right and left shoes were thought up only a little more than a century ago?
– Bernice Fitz-Gibbon
Creativity varies inversely with the number of cooks involved in the broth.
– Bernice Fitz-Gibbon
Teenagers travel in droves, packs, swarms. To the librarian, they're a gaggle of geese. To the cook, they're a scourge of locusts. To department stores they're a big beautiful exaltation of larks. all lovely and loose and jingly.