Quotes by Bill Copeland

Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.
– Bill Copeland
How strange to use You only live once as an excuse to throw it away.
– Bill Copeland
Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.
– Bill Copeland
Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.
– Bill Copeland
When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.
– Bill Copeland
The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.
– Bill Copeland