Quotes by Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
– Bill Cosby
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
– Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
– Bill Cosby
Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.
– Bill Cosby
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
– Bill Cosby
Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.
– Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
– Bill Cosby
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
– Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
– Bill Cosby
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
– Bill Cosby
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
– Bill Cosby
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
– Bill Cosby
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
– Bill Cosby
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
– Bill Cosby
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
– Bill Cosby
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
– Bill Cosby
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.
– Bill Cosby
My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
– Bill Cosby
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
– Bill Cosby
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
– Bill Cosby