Quotes by Clarence B. Kelland

I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop.
– Clarence B. Kelland
My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
– Clarence B. Kelland
The duty of a toastmaster is to be so dull that the succeeding speakers will appear brilliant by contrast.
– Clarence B. Kelland