Quotes by Dan Quayle

I was known as the chief grave robber of my state.
– Dan Quayle
I was recently on a tour of Latin America,and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
– Dan Quayle
I'm going to be a vice president very much like George Bush was. He proved to be a very effective vice president, perhaps the most effective we've had in a couple of hundred years.
– Dan Quayle
I've never professed to be anything but an average student.
– Dan Quayle
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
– Dan Quayle
If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.
– Dan Quayle
In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get - The Future!
– Dan Quayle
It shows 'us vs. them,' and I'm on the 'us' side.
– Dan Quayle
It's a very good historical book about history.
– Dan Quayle
It's rural America. It's where I came from. We always refer to ourselves as real America. Rural America, real America, real, real, America.
– Dan Quayle
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
– Dan Quayle
Japan is an important ally of ours. Japan and the United States of the Western industrialized capacity, 60 percent of the GNP, two countries. That's a statement in and of itself.
– Dan Quayle
Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we're going forward to tomorrow or whether we're going to go past to the - to the back!
– Dan Quayle
Lookit, I've done it their way this far and now it's my turn. I'm my own handler. Any questions? Ask me... There's not going to be any more handler stories because I'm the handler... I'm Doctor Spin.
– Dan Quayle
My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.
– Dan Quayle
People who bowl vote. Bowlers are not the cultural elite.
– Dan Quayle
Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us.
– Dan Quayle
Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren't. I don't know if its the way you say it, or how you look.
– Dan Quayle
The destruction, it is just very heart-rendering.
– Dan Quayle
The loss of life will be irreplaceable.
– Dan Quayle