Quotes by Dick Van Dyke

I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot about life from Carl Reiner.
– Dick Van Dyke
Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.
– Dick Van Dyke
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
– Dick Van Dyke
Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.
– Dick Van Dyke