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Quotes by Don Rickles

Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.
– Don Rickles
En guarde! That's French for 'shut up, you moron.' Don't cross swords with someone who knows how to use one.
– Don Rickles
When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
– Don Rickles
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
– Don Rickles
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
– Don Rickles
You can't study comedy it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.
– Don Rickles
When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.
– Don Rickles
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.
– Don Rickles
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
– Don Rickles
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.
– Don Rickles
Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.
– Don Rickles
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
– Don Rickles