Quotes by Doug Horton

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
– Doug Horton
Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.
– Doug Horton
Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
– Doug Horton
Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.
– Doug Horton
Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.
– Doug Horton
Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.
– Doug Horton
Boring people are a reflection of boring people.
– Doug Horton
Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.
– Doug Horton
Death is the final wake-up call.
– Doug Horton
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery.
– Doug Horton
First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.
– Doug Horton
Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.
– Doug Horton
Growing old is not growing up.
– Doug Horton
He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others.
– Doug Horton
If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
– Doug Horton
Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.
– Doug Horton
Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.
– Doug Horton
Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.
– Doug Horton
Smile, it's free therapy.
– Doug Horton
The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.
– Doug Horton
The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.
– Doug Horton
The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.
– Doug Horton
There is no bad in good.
– Doug Horton
Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.
– Doug Horton
Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.
– Doug Horton
To awake from death is to die in peace.
– Doug Horton
To hit bottom is to fall from grace.
– Doug Horton
We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.
– Doug Horton
When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.
– Doug Horton
When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.
– Doug Horton
While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.
– Doug Horton