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Quotes by Frank Carson

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
– Frank Carson
Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!
– Frank Carson
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.
– Frank Carson
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
– Frank Carson
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
– Frank Carson
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
– Frank Carson