Quotes by James Caan

My kid was a great baseball player. I thought I had it made. Front-row seats at Yankee Stadium. Then he turned sixteen and wanted to be a rapper.
– James Caan
My least favorite phrase in the English language is I don't care.
– James Caan
One day you're playing the boyfriend of Nicole Kidman, the next you're playing her dad. That ain't fun, but whaddya gonna do?
– James Caan
One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott, who was only fifteen, went over with a baseball bat to kill him. I was laughing out of one eye and crying out of the other. I thought, Who am I kidding?
– James Caan
People wonder why first-time directors can make a brilliant picture, then suck on the second one. It's because they're a little terrified the first time. So they listen to all the experts around them.
– James Caan
Showing up every day isn't enough. There are a lot of guys who show up every day who shouldn't have showed up at all.
– James Caan
Some guys say beauty is only skin deep. But when you walk into a party, you don't see somebody's brain. The initial contact has to be the sniffing.
– James Caan
There are a lot of guys in Hollywood who clap you on the back just a little too hard.
– James Caan
There's a big difference between wanting to work and having to work. And I had to learn that the hard way. Now money is very important to me, because I ain't got it.
– James Caan
There's nothing more boring than actors talking about acting.
– James Caan
To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.
– James Caan
What's the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don't know the difference.
– James Caan
When I played three-on-three with twenty-year-olds when I was fifty, I didn't care if the guy was six eight - I threw the elbow.
– James Caan
Will is extremely funny. The tights, though, they were a little vulgar. I just looked at the tights and there's nothing funny about them!
– James Caan
You have to be very careful when you let someone win.
– James Caan
You're the only one who's closing your eyes at night. There's no one else who can do it for you.
– James Caan