Quotes by Jenny McCarthy

I was a puke brunette.
– Jenny McCarthy
I'm so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, 'To get boys, you need big boobs.' I tell them, 'Don't get it done. Those fears go away. You develop other insecurities, but breasts aren't one of them.' I want to get them half-size.
– Jenny McCarthy
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
– Jenny McCarthy
Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not.
– Jenny McCarthy
So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do.
– Jenny McCarthy
You totally value and respect your body as you get older.
– Jenny McCarthy
Without intervention today, the cost of care for adults with autism will be significantly greater and the burden will no longer lie with the parents, but on our entire society.
– Jenny McCarthy
Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age.
– Jenny McCarthy
When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world's best mom, and so far I've done it.
– Jenny McCarthy
When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I'm really into eggs Benedict in the morning.
– Jenny McCarthy
What is missing from today's dialogue is the effect autism is having on families, our society and what the unknown factors are. The 300lb. gorilla in the room is that our children with autism today will soon become adults with autism.
– Jenny McCarthy
Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.
– Jenny McCarthy
The one thing I like about 'Playboy' is they don't have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn't really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up.
– Jenny McCarthy
Parents of recovered children, and I've met hundreds, all share the same experience of doubters and deniers telling us our child must have never even had autism or that the recovery was simply nature's course. We all know better, and frankly we're too busy helping other parents to really care.
– Jenny McCarthy
Information on how to heal autism and how to possibly delay vaccines or prevent autism shouldn't come from me. It should come from the medical establishment.
– Jenny McCarthy
I'm free of stress and worries now because if I don't like something I'm doing, I just find the fun in it instead of being miserable. Let me have fun with the people I work with, let me have fun making money - when I grew up so poor, ya know?
– Jenny McCarthy
I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, 'Hey, sorry about the autism, but here's a step-by-step list on what to do next.' But doctors don't do that. They say 'sorry' and move you along.
– Jenny McCarthy
I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19, yukking it up.
– Jenny McCarthy
I know children regress after vaccination because it happened to my own son. Why aren't there any tests out there on the safety of how vaccines are administered in the real world, six at a time? Why have only two of the 36 shots our kids receive been looked at for their relationship to autism?
– Jenny McCarthy
I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
– Jenny McCarthy