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Quotes by Joey Adams

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
– Joey Adams
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
– Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
– Joey Adams
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
– Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
– Joey Adams
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
– Joey Adams
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
– Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
– Joey Adams