Quotes by Penn Jillett

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
– Penn Jillett
Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it goes so far beyond cool. All I can think is 12 magicians, two carnies.
– Penn Jillett