Quotes by Rhys Ifans

The Welsh are not meant to go out in the sun. They start to photosynthesise.
– Rhys Ifans
We had this bidet in the bathroom full of cuddly toys, god knows why. It was quite terrifying sometimes when there was no bog paper and you're sitting there with this real moral dilemma: do I or do I not wipe my arse with a teddy bear?
– Rhys Ifans