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Quotes by Stanislaw J. Lec

A sodomite got very excited looking at a zoology text. Does this make it pornography?
– Stanislaw J. Lec
Don't trust the heart, it wants your blood.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
If you don't believe in your product, of if you're not consistent and regular in the way you promote it, the odds of succeeding go way down. The primary function of the marketing plan is to ensure that you have the resources and the wherewithal to do what it takes to make your product work.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
– Stanislaw J. Lec
Mankind deserves sacrifice - but not of mankind.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
Telling lies does not work in advertising.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
The first requisite for immortality is death.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
The pleasure of reading is doubled when one lives with another who shares the same books.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
The weakest link in a chain is the strongest because it can break it.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
Value your words. Each one may be the last.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
When smashing monuments, save the pedestals - they always come in handy.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
Whenever man begins to doubt himself, he does something so stupid that he is reassured.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest one.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
The first condition of immortality is death.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
– Stanislaw J. Lec
You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
– Stanislaw J. Lec