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Quotes by Ted Nugent

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?
– Ted Nugent
Freerange chicken aint free and that aint no range. Chickens are incarcerated; some are more feces-pecking, deathrow toxic than others.
– Ted Nugent
I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.
– Ted Nugent
I don't partake in assembly-line convenience. I don't say that killing things is bad while I hire people to kill things for me.
– Ted Nugent
I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.
– Ted Nugent
I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.
– Ted Nugent
I really have the American dream licked.
– Ted Nugent
I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.
– Ted Nugent
I think the success of The Osbournes as a TV show is an indictment of the soullessness of mankind.
– Ted Nugent
If you want to get a sensual thunderbolt then you have got to be cocked, locked and ready to rock, doc. I find that whole milk and lots of Vitamin D help.
– Ted Nugent
If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.
– Ted Nugent
If you want your body to be healthier, get off the salmonella, e-coli, mad cow, assembly-line toxic hell train! God I love that statement. What did I just say?
– Ted Nugent
Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.
– Ted Nugent
Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.
– Ted Nugent
Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.
– Ted Nugent
My idea of fast food is a mallard.
– Ted Nugent
Political Correctness is about turning a blind eye to painful reality because your comfortable feelings are more important to you than saving lives and providing quality of life to people who work their ass off to be productive and are a benefit to this great American Dream.
– Ted Nugent
The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.
– Ted Nugent
The way that you eliminate bad and ugly is either through activism and policy making that never tolerates evil -- instead of the liberal politically correct policy of accepting evil and accepting other points of views that destroy lives. We the thoughtful, productive people of American have got to take our freedom back.
– Ted Nugent
There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.
– Ted Nugent
To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em.
– Ted Nugent
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
– Ted Nugent
War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.
– Ted Nugent
We use our tax dollars to pay some bureaucrat to kill a mountain lion, dig a hole and bury this precious beast. No one gets to eat it, nobody gets to buy licenses, fees and taxes themselves. And that's only after a mountain lion has killed somebody! Oh my God! And the Osbournes are still No. 1!
– Ted Nugent
Whenever I donate a hunting trip for the Children's Leukemia Foundation, Ronald McDonald Cancer House, all these children's charities, I offer the anti-hunters an opportunity: if you donate more to the children's charity than the hunters donate we won't go hunting.
– Ted Nugent
You have to save the habitat, you have to save the population - not individual animals. What you want to save is the foundation, the basic infrastructure from which resources are produced. You can't save Fifi and Boo-Boo and Thumper.
– Ted Nugent
Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.
– Ted Nugent
Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.
– Ted Nugent
The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel.
– Ted Nugent
Like the average American that I hang out with, and like my father before me, I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.
– Ted Nugent
Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration.
– Ted Nugent
I'm not in the leftist controlled Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of my political views, primarily my lifelong militant support of the NRA, the Second Amendment, and my belief that the only good bad guy is a dead bad guy.
– Ted Nugent
I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.
– Ted Nugent
I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency.
– Ted Nugent
I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.
– Ted Nugent
Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed for over 70 years. They are as American as God, guns and rock and roll.
– Ted Nugent
Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.
– Ted Nugent
For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.
– Ted Nugent
Every study on crime and or firearms proves time and time again, that 99.99999% of American gun owners do not commit crimes or use our firearms in any dangerous or improper way.
– Ted Nugent