Quotes by Yogi Berra


You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
– Yogi Berra
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
– Yogi Berra
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
– Yogi Berra
Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
– Yogi Berra
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
– Yogi Berra
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
– Yogi Berra
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
– Yogi Berra
How can you think and hit at the same time?
– Yogi Berra
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
– Yogi Berra
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
– Yogi Berra
I never said most of the things I said.
– Yogi Berra
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
– Yogi Berra
I wish everybody had the drive he had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.
– Yogi Berra
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
– Yogi Berra
I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
– Yogi Berra
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
– Yogi Berra
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
– Yogi Berra
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
– Yogi Berra
In baseball, you don't know nothing.
– Yogi Berra
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
– Yogi Berra