Dating Quotes

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.
– Ben Affleck
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
– Jim Bishop
I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on.
– George Clooney
I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?
– Kristin Davis
I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.
– Leonardo DiCaprio
I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.
– Jennifer Love Hewitt
It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.
– Soren Kierkegaard
At this year's Open, I'll have five boyfriends.
– Anna Kournikova
I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.
– Anna Kournikova
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
– Jay London
I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!
– Andie MacDowell
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
– Jenny McCarthy
I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.
– Kelly Osbourne
I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
– Pink
Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.
– Usher Raymond
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
– Rita Rudner
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
– Mae West
It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.
– Luke Wilson
I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it.
– Torrie Wilson
You're talking to someone who has been married to various people for the last 40 years of her life. Dating is not really something familiar. I've never really been a dater.
– Stockard Channing
You show your vulnerability through relationships, and those feelings are your soft spot. You need to have a soft spot.
– Victoria Pratt
You know, I had my mother and my father convincing me that he would be going back to Hollywood and he'd be back with the actresses and dating them and that he wasn't serious about me at all. So I had him saying one thing to me and my parents telling me something else.
– Priscilla Presley
You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'.
– Jennifer Aniston
You are not alone with a guy until you are a proper age. You don't go to certain levels with men until you are married or you have a certain relationship.
– Daisy Fuentes
Years later I would hear my father say the divorce had left him dating his children. That still meant picking us up every Sunday for a matinee and, if he had the money, an early dinner somewhere.
– Andre Dubus III
Yeah, I think everybody has the crises of questioning themselves at some point or other in their lives. Is this where I should live? The job I should have? The girl I should be dating? Is this the friend I should have?
– Chris Messina
Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
– Doug Coupland
Work takes up a lot of my brain space. So when I work, it's one thing. I don't have a lot of time to think about dating.
– Chris Pine
Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, 'He's very odd, but he likes to cook. He's creepy, but he makes good pancakes!'
– Zoe Lister-Jones
Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.
– Garry Shandling
When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'
– Louis C. K.
When I started dating I had this kind of Romeo and Juliet, fateful romantic idea about love which was almost that you were a victim and there was a lot of pain involved and that was how it should be.
– Emma Watson
What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine.
– James Lafferty
Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love.
– Rashida Jones
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
– Jack Nicholson
We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.
– Moon Unit Zappa
We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.
– Betty Dodson
Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didn't care about anything but boyfriends.
– Madonna Ciccone
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
– Jack Nicholson
The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh.
– Steve Albini
The rich are different. Their wants are very high maintenance. They'll pick eye color and hair color, all the way down to what she does for a living, what school she went to. Their list can be extremely long. But at the end of the day, dating is dating, because they're human beings.
– Patti Stanger
The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there's nothing really to talk about.
– Clint Eastwood
The Peking man was a thinking being, standing erect, dating to the beginning of the Ice Age.
– Davidson Black
The learned are not agreed as to the time when the Gospel of John was written some dating it as early as the year 68, others as late as the year 98 but it is generally conceded to have been written after all the others.
– Simon Greenleaf
The Google algorithm was a significant development. I've had thank-you emails from people whose lives have been saved by information on a medical website or who have found the love of their life on a dating website.
– Tim Berners-Lee
Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.
– Mark Hoppus
Taylor Swift dates guys so she can write a breakup song about them. I don't think she's dating for love - I think she's dating for creativity. So let's get her off the market and put her in dating detox. If she really wants love, she has to stop writing music about them.
– Patti Stanger
Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian - I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I don't think I'm that type.
– Jeremy Lin
So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing.
– Gavin DeGraw
Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.
– Nick Cannon
Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.
– Christina Aguilera
Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. It's about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there?
– Neil LaBute
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others.
– Wayne Dyer
Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.
– Kim Cattrall
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.
– Orson Welles
People say, 'Just say who you're dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.' It's like, No they won't! They'll ask for specifics.
– Kristen Stewart
People could rationally decide that prolonged relationships take up too much time and effort and that they'd much rather do other kinds of things. But most people are afraid of rejection.
– Albert Ellis
Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.
– Conan O'Brien
Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.
– Hugh Mackay
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
– Scott Adams
No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry.
– Maurice Gibb
My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff.
– Cuba Gooding, Jr.
My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!
– Meg Cabot
My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don't want to put myself in the position where I'm in a monogamous relationship right now. I'm not dating just one person. 'Sex and the City' changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people.
– Lindsay Lohan
My daughter's mother and I are no longer dating, and the people I'm most likely to date are those around me, who are athletes.
– Tyson Gay
My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
– Alicia Silverstone
Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.
– Marianne Faithfull
Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. They were about work friendships and relationships, which is what I feel my adult life has mostly been about.
– Tina Fey
Like many of you, I've always been slightly obsessed with vampires, dating back to the prime-time series 'Dark Shadows,' which I followed avidly as a kid.
– Bill Condon
Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That's the exception to the rule.
– Minnie Driver
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
– Carrot Top
It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of the business that grosses me out. I'm always bummed out for people who just happen to be dating a celebrity, and they're also famous, and they can't live their life.
– Andy Samberg
It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone.
– Bridget Hall
It's ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it's like, 'Well, of course he did.' With me, it should be, 'Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I'll get me a Kristen Bell.' But guys hate my guts for always dating women I have no right to be with.
– Dax Shepard
It's a big responsibility dating me. Because I come with a little bit of baggage, you know?
– Demi Lovato
It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.
– James Levine
It was funny actually because that was still during the time we were dating. He would get all these calls because supposedly before we broke up, we had already broken up in the trades, in the rags or whatever.
– Rosario Dawson
In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn't encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what's best in my life, so if you're dating someone who doesn't want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn't be dating them.
– Veronica Roth
In a relationship you have to open yourself up.
– Neil LaBute
If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.
– Jimmy Fallon
If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.
– Carmen Electra
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
– Joe Rogan
If I'm with a man, is that going to prevent me from achieving my goal? What sacrifices will I have to make in terms of being myself, if I'm with a man? Something that young women find out really quickly is that when you start dating, all of a sudden you're supposed to have a role. You're not allowed to just be yourself.
– Candace Bushnell
I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.
– Taylor Dayne
I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though.
– Julie Bowen
I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me.
– Josie Maran
I've been dating younger men since my 20s, When I was 29, I dated someone 21... younger men are just more fun. I like their energy. I've always been kind of young for my age.
– Dana Delany
I've always gone out with much younger guys. But I rushed into relationships before really getting to know the person. What would come up as a warning sign within the first two weeks of dating would usually be the exact reason the relationship would end!
– Carrie Ann Inaba
I'm very open to dating and finding a guy.
– Kristin Cavallari
I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I'm probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky, funny girl.
– Whitney Cummings
I'm so an all-or-nothing person in dating, always. I'm big on not wasting time. And so, yeah, if something's not working, it's time to not hold people back.
– Ginnifer Goodwin
I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you are in a relationship with a woman, imagine how you would feel if you were her father. That's been my approach, for the most part.
– Orlando Bloom
I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself.
– Olivia Wilde
I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.
– Graham Norton
I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy.
– Vanessa Hudgens
I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend.
– Taylor Swift
I'm not old-fashioned when it comes to dating, but there's something nice about a guy pulling out a girl's chair and opening the door for her, even if it's just in the beginning.
– Lauren Conrad
I'm not interested in dating. I like being with my own best friend, me. Certain women, particularly older women, cannot believe I like going to a social event by myself. But I do.
– Gloria Allred
I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.
– Lena Dunham
I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it.
– Shaun Cassidy