Dating Quotes

The rich are different. Their wants are very high maintenance. They'll pick eye color and hair color, all the way down to what she does for a living, what school she went to. Their list can be extremely long. But at the end of the day, dating is dating, because they're human beings.
– Patti Stanger
The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there's nothing really to talk about.
– Clint Eastwood
The Peking man was a thinking being, standing erect, dating to the beginning of the Ice Age.
– Davidson Black
The learned are not agreed as to the time when the Gospel of John was written some dating it as early as the year 68, others as late as the year 98 but it is generally conceded to have been written after all the others.
– Simon Greenleaf
The Google algorithm was a significant development. I've had thank-you emails from people whose lives have been saved by information on a medical website or who have found the love of their life on a dating website.
– Tim Berners-Lee
Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.
– Mark Hoppus
Taylor Swift dates guys so she can write a breakup song about them. I don't think she's dating for love - I think she's dating for creativity. So let's get her off the market and put her in dating detox. If she really wants love, she has to stop writing music about them.
– Patti Stanger
Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian - I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I don't think I'm that type.
– Jeremy Lin
So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing.
– Gavin DeGraw
Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.
– Nick Cannon
Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.
– Christina Aguilera
Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. It's about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there?
– Neil LaBute
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others.
– Wayne Dyer
Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.
– Kim Cattrall
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.
– Orson Welles
People say, 'Just say who you're dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.' It's like, No they won't! They'll ask for specifics.
– Kristen Stewart
People could rationally decide that prolonged relationships take up too much time and effort and that they'd much rather do other kinds of things. But most people are afraid of rejection.
– Albert Ellis
Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.
– Conan O'Brien
Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.
– Hugh Mackay
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
– Scott Adams