Funny Quotes
– H. L. Mencken
– Johnny Vegas
– Mitch Hedberg
– Zach Galifianakis
– Leighton Meester
– George Carlin
– Billy Wilder
– Richard Russo
– Logan P. Smith
– Olivia Munn
– Larry David
If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an animated film, because that's total character. This, this is really movement, but it's got funny little things if you look for the humor. They're actually getting to the character.
– Don Bluth
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– Demetri Martin
– Jason Segel
– Mitch Hedberg
– Calvin Trillin
– William Lyon Phelps
I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.
– Elayne Boosler
I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow-that to me is kind of inexplicable.
– Joel Coen
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– Billy Connolly
– Molly Ivins
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
– Jeff Ross
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– Paula Poundstone
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'
– Anna Torv
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– Katharine McPhee
I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
– Megan Fox
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– Angelina Jolie
– Will Rogers
– Anthony Anderson
– Harold Ramis
– Seann William Scott
– James Brown
– Marlon Wayans
I'm an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me that's not a sensible hobby. But when I was growing, even more than I wanted to be funny, I wanted to be a racecar driver. That's all I thought about. I worked for a race team when I was 15 and I traveled with them.
– Dax Shepard
– Tim Heidecker
– Mitch Hedberg
I'm a big fan of certain new acts. I love any genre of music, and I think it's really great to see that there are new artists coming through. It's kinda funny to think that I'm like the old man on campus now. But I'm really happy for groups like One Direction. I think they're really good guys.
– Joe Jonas
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– Mercedes McCambridge
– Mitch Hedberg
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
– Joe Rogan
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– Bertrand Russell
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
– Todd Barry
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– Mitch Hedberg
I watched a lot of silent directors who were absolutely great like John Ford and Fritz Lang, Tod Browning, and also some very modern directors like The Coen Brothers. The directors take the freedom within their own movies to be melodramatic or funny when they chose to be. They do whatever they want and they don't care about the genre.
– Michel Hazanavicius
– Martha Plimpton
– Julie Walters
I was going through a little bit of turbulence in my career. And so, it's funny how turbulence itself will make you hold onto something for security. And so the only thing I knew is trust in the Lord and lean not unto your own heart, in all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy path.
– Emmitt Smith
– Norman Wisdom