The Simpsons Quotations
Ever since December of 1989 The Simpsons television show has been entertaining us with sharp wit, subtle and not-so-subtle humor,
social commentary, as well as good old slapstick comedy. Over the years the characters of the show have come to be so deeply engraved
in pop culture that some of their trademark sayings have become part of the pop lexicon. Whether you admire the good-hearted
stupidity of Homer Simpson, or the devilish villainy of C. Montgomery Burns, one thing is certain, you know all the characters
intimately. We know their history, their trials and tribulations, as well as their triumphs.
To celebrate this modern classic which has manifested itself as an animated television program, we have compiled some of the more memorable
The Simpsons Quotations for everyone to enjoy.
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The Simpsons Characters
Homer Simpson Quotes
As the pseudo-patriarch of the Simpson family, Homer is not only the cornerstone of The Simpsons, but is also the most memorable and best
loved character of the series.
Bart Simpson Quotes
"Eat my shorts!", is probably the best known Bart Simpson quote. He is always getting in trouble, and getting on the last nerve of his arch
Nemesis Principle Skinner.
Ralph Wiggum Quotes
Ralph Wiggum is the dim-witted son of police chief Wiggum. He has eaten his boogers, and expressed his glee for the news that he didn't have
worms anymore. "If aquarium gravel is so bad for you, how come it tastes so good?"
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Quotes
The ever present Qwickiemart worker, Apu is the no-nonsense but welcoming convenient store manager. "One twenty-nine cent stamp? That's a
dollar eighty-five."
C. Montgomery Burns Quotes
Ah, Charles Montgomery Burns...the lovable villain of The Simpsons. His greed and evil ways are always amusing in their simplicity.
"One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar."
Chief Wiggum Quotes
So fat, and so stereotypical! Chief Wiggum is the spoiled and dare I say corrupt (it's mostly laziness really) chief of police of the
fair town of Springfield. "Aww, can't anybody in this town take the law into their own hands?"
Mayor Quimby Quotes
Talk about corrupt! The womanizing, racist, sexist, and every other kind of 'ist' mayor of Springfield is another memorable character who
despite his utter lack of respect for the sanctity of his office makes him so much funnier. "Ich bin ein Springfielder."