Quotes by Quentin Crisp

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
– Quentin Crisp
It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style.
– Quentin Crisp
For an introvert his environment is himself and can never be subject to startling or unforeseen change.
– Quentin Crisp