Quotes by Unknown

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
– Unknown
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
– Unknown
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
– Unknown
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
– Unknown
Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.
– Unknown
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
– Unknown
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
– Unknown
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
– Unknown
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
– Unknown
He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.
– Unknown
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
– Unknown
I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant.'
– Unknown
In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.
– Unknown
In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia.
– Unknown
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
– Unknown
Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due to overuse.
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My Karma ran over your dogma.
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Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
– Unknown
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
– Unknown