Quotes by Alan Davies

He had a fool proof plan for not getting a job - In the event of an interview wear flip-flops.

I could not get far enough down the food chain to talk to him... I had to grunt like an ape to keep the conversation going.

I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.

I don't drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.