Quotes by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Calvin Coolidge looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth
If you haven't got anything good to say about anyone come and sit by me.
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The truckman, the trashman and the policeman on the block may call me Alice but you [Joseph McCarthy] may not.
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth