Quotes by Bugs Baer

Allen S. Sothoron pitched his initials off yesterday.
– Bugs Baer
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they only print your thumbs.
– Bugs Baer
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
– Bugs Baer
It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
– Bugs Baer
It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
– Bugs Baer
She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.
– Bugs Baer
The crowd rose as one raccoon.
– Bugs Baer
The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
– Bugs Baer
There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.
– Bugs Baer