Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?
– Chuck Palahniuk
Every woman is just a different kind of problem.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.
– Chuck Palahniuk
I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.
– Chuck Palahniuk
I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.
– Chuck Palahniuk
I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your whole life breaks down. That's the moment when you have to somehow choose what your life is going to be about.
– Chuck Palahniuk
If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?
– Chuck Palahniuk
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Masochism is a valuable job skill.
– Chuck Palahniuk
More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.
– Chuck Palahniuk
My father always said, Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married.
– Chuck Palahniuk
No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.
– Chuck Palahniuk
People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.
– Chuck Palahniuk
The answer is there is no answer.
– Chuck Palahniuk