Quotes by Craig Bruce

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
– Craig Bruce
Anything on paper is obsolete!
– Craig Bruce
Bruce's Law of The General Perversity of the Universe: Most of your mini-wheats will be sugar-side down in the milk.
– Craig Bruce
Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
– Craig Bruce
Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
– Craig Bruce
Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
– Craig Bruce
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
– Craig Bruce
From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.
– Craig Bruce
Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!
– Craig Bruce
Hanlon's Razor: Don't attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence. Bruce's Razor: Don't attribute to incompetence what can be adequately explained by Microsoft funding.
– Craig Bruce
How ironic that these very people are the source of the Political Correctness 2.0. The political continuum is a wrap-around universe and the fringes are not opposites but different flavours of the exactly same thing (nut bars: chewy nougat vs. crispy wafer). 'Decency in entertainment' is Political Correctness.
– Craig Bruce
I am woman, hear me bitch.
– Craig Bruce
I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
– Craig Bruce
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
– Craig Bruce
If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
– Craig Bruce
If Nader were to win the Presidency and pull the US out of Iraq the day after, I think it would be hysterically funny to watch Noam Chomsky criticizing Ralph Nader for the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi deaths resulting from the ensuing civil war.
– Craig Bruce
If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
– Craig Bruce
In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
– Craig Bruce
It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
– Craig Bruce
It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.
– Craig Bruce