Quotes by Franklin P. Jones

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
– Franklin P. Jones
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
– Franklin P. Jones
An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his disbelief.
– Franklin P. Jones
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
– Franklin P. Jones
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
– Franklin P. Jones
It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
– Franklin P. Jones
One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.
– Franklin P. Jones
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
– Franklin P. Jones
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
– Franklin P. Jones
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.
– Franklin P. Jones
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
– Franklin P. Jones
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
– Franklin P. Jones
Originality is the art of concealing your source.
– Franklin P. Jones
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
– Franklin P. Jones
Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.
– Franklin P. Jones