Quotes by George Clooney

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.
– George Clooney
America can't beat anyone anymore.
– George Clooney
Do you want the truth or the politically correct version? The truth is that I go plastic, it's so much easier. And I like to put the bags over my head at night when I sleep, which I think all the kids at home should try. Kidding!!
– George Clooney
I decided if I walk outside and get hit by a bus, everybody'll say, 'He crammed a load into 34 years.'
– George Clooney
I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life.
– George Clooney
I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him.
– George Clooney
I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it.
– George Clooney
I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on.
– George Clooney
I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.
– George Clooney
I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of figuring out how to make it work, I looked for a way to get out of it. The truth is, you shouldn't be married if your that kind of person.
– George Clooney
I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.
– George Clooney
I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.
– George Clooney
I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.
– George Clooney
I'm only two years older than Brad Pitt, but I look a lot older, which used to greatly frustrate me. It doesn't anymore. I don't have to fit into that category and get trounced by Tom Cruise and Brad.
– George Clooney
I'm really white trash.
– George Clooney
I'm the flavor of the month.
– George Clooney
People thought I was Tom and Nicole's bodyguard. They'd come up and go, Is it okay if I go up and ask for an autograph? It was good. I'd charge 'em three bucks a person. Yeah, you gotta make some money off of that.
– George Clooney
Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
– George Clooney
The funniest thing is that all the things every director goes through, I thought I could shortcut, but there was no getting around those issues.
– George Clooney
The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they make deals. And they say okay, 'I'm going do this: France, you're getting the pipelines.'
– George Clooney