Quotes by Herb Caen

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
– Herb Caen
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
– Herb Caen
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
– Herb Caen
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
– Herb Caen
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
– Herb Caen
There are more of them than us.
– Herb Caen