Quotes by Jack Black

Don't be celebrities, because then you go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, You don't want that, do you?
– Jack Black
I draw my inspiriation from deep within the mind of the superfreak.
– Jack Black
I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.
– Jack Black
I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
– Jack Black
If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.
– Jack Black
The moment you start analyzing your own rock is the moment your rock is dead. That's why rock is now pretty much dead. Too much analyzation. No rockalyzation!
– Jack Black
The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
– Jack Black
There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.
– Jack Black
You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.
– Jack Black
You're asking me to choose between two children, the one that pays more and the one that I secretly love more. With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out; with the music, there's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation.
– Jack Black
Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.
– Jack Black
My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.
– Jack Black
I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it's almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me.
– Jack Black
Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids.
– Jack Black