A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.
– Phyllis Battelle
A reporter discovers, in the course of many years of interviewing celebrities, that most actors are more attractive behind a spotlight than over a spot of tea.
– Phyllis Battelle
For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
– Phyllis Battelle
If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature.