Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.
– Richard Armour
I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.
– Richard Armour
In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.
– Richard Armour
It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.
– Richard Armour
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
– Richard Armour
Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
– Richard Armour
That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.
– Richard Armour
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.