Quotes by Trey Parker and Matt Stone

I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simplier, but much less magical.
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about.
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
I just realized that there's going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with it the right way.
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like...It makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
The pride of the hipster food movement is sort of annoying, but it fascinates me.
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
I definitely think we get a lot of respect for what we do, but I definitely think that some people don't like us, which is fine.
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone