Quotes by Andy Dick

I don't like my body, it's oddly-proportioned. I'd like to be, like, dumpy.

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans... I had big plans... movies... and I was in no hurry.

I'm good at what I do. I was asked to do Andy Kaufman, but I said no. I'm not good at impersonating. I'm not an impersonator. Jim Carrey was passionate about it, and he brought the right clothes, and the bongoes to the audition, so how can you compete with that?

I'm really ultra-affected by things... I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.

Now I try to make efforts, you know, I'm just, the best effort I can do is just stay sober myself. I can at least do that.

I have a very dark sense of humor.

I had no blood relatives till I made some.