Now, 0 for 50 would be a historic achievement on any other team, but on the Cubs it is usually called September.
– Bernie Lincicome
The hardest thing to believe about The Fan is not that Robert De Niro is stalking somebody again but that anyone cares that much about a baseball player.
– Bernie Lincicome
Wait 'til next century. No millennium can hold the Cubs. The Cubs are bound by nature to reaffirm the futile and confirm the inadequate.