Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
– Bette Midler
Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.
– Bette Midler
I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
– Bette Midler
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
– Bette Midler
I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
– Bette Midler
I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot. I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
– Bette Midler
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
– Bette Midler
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
– Bette Midler
I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
– Bette Midler
I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
– Bette Midler
I'm working my way toward divinity.
– Bette Midler
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
– Bette Midler
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
– Bette Midler
Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.
– Bette Midler
When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
– Bette Midler
Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
– Bette Midler
The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.
– Bette Midler
I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can't physically entertain any longer. It's what I was born to do, and I love this profession.