Quotes by Bill Bryson

Entirely incidentally, a little-known fact about Shakespeare is that his father moved to Stratford-upon-Avon from a nearby village shortly before his son's birth. Had he not done so, the Bard of Avon would instead be known as the rather less ringing Bard of Snitterfield.

My first rule of travel is never to go to a place that sounds like a medical condition and Critz is clearly an incurable disease involving flaking skin.

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.

I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.