Audience, can you think of any other ways you might feel before you get married?... What?... Someone in the audience yelled out pregnant.
– Bill Cullen
Commuting from New York to Hollywood to do this show gets more interesting every week. Before I used to think the country was just New York on one end and Los Angeles on the other, with sand and mountains in the middle.
– Bill Cullen
I had a crush on my fourth-grade teacher, but nothing came of it because of the age difference. I was about 15 years older.