I bet Mafia kids get bummed when they find out the tooth fairy doesn't take other people's teeth. Or when they find out there's no horse-head fairy at all.
– Bill Muse
I think a secure profession for young people is history teacher, because in the future, there will be so much more of it to teach.
– Bill Muse
When I get a college brochure, the first thing I look for is racial diversity. If I don't see a few minority faces in the pictures, I toss it aside, because who wants to go to some podunk college that can't even afford Photoshop?