Quotes by Chris A. Bridges

Actually I consider myself a superficially normal looking person who has a vast collection of bizarre silly porn hidden in his basement, as all normal looking people do, and I'm keeping it hidden from everyone in the world except those few people with access to the Internet.

I didn't look through third story windows, drop pencils, or keep massive and carefully maintained scrapbooks of voyeuristic photographs hidden in my floorboards (except that once) but I was fascinated by how much of a girl I could manage to see naked if I was patient and pieced it together, a glimpse at a time, in my mind.

I love to hear the thunder, watch the lightning when it lights up the sky. You know it makes me feel good. Well I love a rainy night, it's such a beautiful sight. I love to feel the rain on my face, to taste the rain on my lips in the moonlight shadow. Although those goddamn mudslides put me right off, I can tell you.

Most of Giggling will appeal to anyone possessing any of the more popular forms of genitalia, and especially to those few people who have experienced strangeness in their sex lives. I'm sure that's no more than 20, 30 people tops, but demographics are demographics.

Obviously, you've never seen a woman skydiving in a hoop skirt.

Sex is fun, woo hoo.

Sometimes, you want to make tender love, sometimes you're out to break some sort of heroic record, sometimes, as Hanne Blank once said, you just want to get thrown on the couch and get pounded like a cheap steak.

There is nothing sexier in the world, to me, than a laughing naked woman. And, come on, sex IS silly. Have you ever watched yourself? My own, most passionate sex acts resemble Buster Keaton routines, especially the ones with all the cops chasing him.

There's nothing like trying to spoonfeed Tortellini Carbonara to a blindfolded naked giggling woman.

There's nothing more erotic than a clean bill of health, my friend.

They're all about sex because, well, I like sex. Okay, one of the stories is mostly about meat, but it's sex WITH meat, so that's okay.