Quotes by Clive Anderson

The labour Party has lost the last four elections. If they lose another, they get to keep the liberal party.

You can be a famous poisoner or a successful poisoner, but not both, and the same seems to apply to Great Train Robbers.

On the environmental front there's concern about global warming and high levels of carbon dioxide, and trees take in CO2 and store carbon.

Gardening has just sort of grown on me. I find it therapeutic. And I like smelly things.