Quotes by Dana Carvey

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.
– Dana Carvey
I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
– Dana Carvey
I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.
– Dana Carvey
I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I've ever met, my siblings.
– Dana Carvey