Quotes by Dan Quisenberry

A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.
– Dan Quisenberry
His contract has options through the year 2020 or until the last Rocky movie is made.
– Dan Quisenberry
I found a delivery in my flaw.
– Dan Quisenberry
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
– Dan Quisenberry
Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinkerball pitchers.
– Dan Quisenberry
Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can.
– Dan Quisenberry
Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.
– Dan Quisenberry