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Quotes by Dean Martin

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
– Dean Martin
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
– Dean Martin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
– Dean Martin
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
– Dean Martin